Tuesday, August 2, 2016


Me, to Barrett: Come here, you piece of delight!
Barrett, indignant: I not a piece a yight!

William, writing a letter to Lucas, having licked the envelope to close it: Blech! Do we have any flavored envelopes?

Me, to Will while baking banana bread: Do you want to operate the microwave?
Will: Boy, can I?!

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